Relic Thong gift for dad - Tubular knit with no

- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste

Spot clean only

Small: 30-36”Medium: 38-40”Large:  42-44”XLarge: 46-48”2XLarge: 50-52”3XLarge: 54-56”4XLarge: 58-60”5XLarge: 62-64”6XLarge: 66-68”

while the back features a single flail spike

"It'd be nice to grow old without being under attack

Relic Thong gift for dad - Tubular knit with noOriginal artwork hand printed using sublimation on a sheer mesh thong. Features adjustable tie straps and a pouch front design for a comfortable, customizable fit. The front showcases the signature FAKE TRANS logo surrounded by flails, a scalpel, and sheep, while the back features a single flail spike. SIZE One Size Elastic tie waistband fits a 20inch waist or 100inch waist depending on how you tie it. CARE Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.